I have come to the conclusion that you can find just about anything you are looking for on Etsy, no matter how strange or far-fetched you may think an idea is. To put that conclusion to the test, here is an excerpt from “The Walrus and the Carpenter” (Lewis Carroll, 1871).
“‘The time has come,’ the Walrus said,
‘to talk of many things:
And why the sea is boiling hot–
And whether pigs have wings.'”